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KlompTech 'merchandise'. T-shirts and art made by me and my wife.

At some point, creating a dog themed programming language stopped being the strangest decision I made so far. Making shirts turned out to be a close second.

They're comfortable, responsibly made, and allow you to showcase how much you care about QA, Shift Left, Bark and your questionable sense of humour to friends and concerned family members.

The store is open. Expect a mix of brand stuff and project-specific lines (including Bark).

✨ New Arrivals

16 products

👕 Men's

6 products

👚 Women's

6 products

🎨 Original Linocut Prints

1 product

These are hand-carved, hand-printed linocut artworks made in small batches by my wife. Because each print is produced individually, they aren't listed in the Teemill store. If you'd like to purchase one, check availability or request a custom order, please get in touch using the contact form or send me an email.

Lobster Linocut

Lobster Linocut

Hand printed linocut lobster

£19